Crapmas

Enjoyment against all odds 1pm yesterday revealed a great disappointment. We had intended to attend the tree lighting at the Montgomerie (swanky golf club managed by swankier hotel chain The Address.) closer inspection to the website had revealed it was on the 11th, not on the 10th as I had imagined. Now WHY would they…

Drink Drank Drunk

This drink got drank and then I got drunk. It’s a Manhattan at the lounge bar at the Armani Hotel Dubai, and it was delicious. It was followed by shenanigans at Hashi – more here. Taken with an iPhone, so please don’t judge my photographic skill on this one – I just can’t manage to…

‘One and Only’ Husbands

Yesterday at 4:40pm I played SMS tag with Hambone Him: Pissed. Long lunchMe: maybe u shld head home n have a sleep. Don’t 4get dinner w J and N tonightHim: lallllaallllaaaalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaMe: u r abt to get in trouble. U r a very naughty boyHim: rdjudgfffggffffffgghjgjtfhhhaaasass!! Unworthy of a reply I thought, so I sent “J”…